Ralph Willum: I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!
Lance: Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!
Donny: Jeez, Dad, maybe if you don't eat anybody, nobody'll notice you're a zombie.
Rox: You're the Sluts! Try and act like it!
Lucile: I'm going to get me some meat.
Opening title card: Life's a bitch and then you die. Usually.