Porco Rosso: I'd rather be a pig than a fascist.
Porco Rosso: A pig that doesn't fly is just a pig.
Arms Dealer: If you make money from war, you're scum. If you can't make money from bounty hunting, you're an idiot!
Porco Rosso: I'm a pig. I don't fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.
Porco Rosso: A pig's gotta fly.
Pirate: So we're taking all 15 of them?
Head Pirate: Well it wouldn't be nice to seperate them from their friends.
Ferrarin: There are warrants out on you for treason, illegal entry, decadence, pornography... and for being a lazy pig.
Porco Rosso: [Curtis and Porco have run out of ammo when Curtis attempts to shoot Porco with a revolver] Hahaha... This isn't a Western, you can't hit me from here.
Porco Rosso: Take her back to Civilisation.
Mamma Aiuto Boss: We're coming for ya...
Pirates: Porco Rosso!
[They fall on top of each other]
Pirates: Ow, ack, argh, get off me!
Radio Announcer: Repeat; "We're coming for you, Porco Rosso, ow, ack, argh, get off me!"
Blond Pirate: Of course, Gina. We'd never fight within fifty miles of your place.
Blond Pirate: Don't try to chicken out! We stick to the plan!
Blond Pirate: Wait a minute... ask him to fight the pig again?
Ferrari: [watching the cartoon that Porco finds offensive] This movie is great.