Quotes (6)

Mikey: You know, dead people aren't the ones to be scared of, living people are.

[David is in a hot tub with a radio right next to it.]

Mikey: Life is full of accidents.

David: What are you talking about?

Mikey: The radio... it's not safe.

David: Why not?

[Mikey kicks the radio in the hot tub. David gets electrocuted.]

Mikey: They can kill you.

Mikey: Hello, are you going to be my new mommy and daddy?

Mikey: Miss Gilder you're the best teacher I've ever had, but there is one thing you never taught me.

Shawn Gilder: And what is that?

Mikey: How to die!

[Shoots her in the head with a ball bearing fired from a slingshot]

Mikey: You're my sister. You're supposed to be on my side!

Jessie: [as she attempts to answer the phone call made to distract her while Mikey does his thing] Is this some kind of joke?