Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)

Rob Paulsen: Fowlmouth, Johnny Pew, Banjo the Woodpile Possum, Horatio, Mr. Hitcher, Manager, Parking Attendant, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Wild Safari Zoo P.A. : We hope you are enjoyin' Wild Safari Zoo! May I repeat, so that Warner Brothers won't get sued if anyone really does this - do not get out of the car!

  [Elmyra gets out of the car anyway] 

• [Fowlmouth butted in the movie concession line and is deciding what snack to get] 

  Fowlmouth : Let's see, Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets... Ain't that the eternal question.

  [Guy he butted throws him into theatre] 

  Fowlmouth : Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!

• [Fowlmouth got "thrown" into the movie] 

  Actress : At this rate, we'll NEVER get to my scene!

  Fowlmouth : Then the crowd should thank me, you no good dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!

• Fifi : That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!

  Johnny Pew : Yeah? Well, I am pretty unbelievable.

  Fifi : You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, stink!

  [Fifi kicks Johnny and sends him flying out of the movie theater into Elmyra's arms] 

  Elmyra Duff : Ooooh! I got myself a kitty! Hello my stinky little kitty hon! Say hello to Mommy Elmyra!

  Johnny Pew : Oh no!

  [Johnny tries to run away but Elmyra catches him] 

  Elmyra Duff : Oh yes! I'm gonna change your diapers, give you a bath, and even potty train you!

• Fifi : [disguised as Michelle Lovitz]  Where is my client? I must see my client.

  Hotel Concierge : Can I help you, young lady?

  Fifi : I am Michelle Lovitz, Johnny Pew's agent, and I need to see my client right away.

  Hotel Concierge : Certainly. Come sit here, please.

  [He takes Fifi to sit down on a bench next to the real Michelle Lovitz] 

  Hotel Concierge : Now, you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz. Will the real Michelle Lovitz please stand up?

  [Fifi nervously stands up on the bench while Michelle Lovitz stands up and then sits back down on top of Fifi] 

• Babs Bunny : Oh, no! One of those possums!

  Banjo Possum : Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.

  Buster Bunny : See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.

  Babs Bunny : [sarcastically]  And here I thought it was Esperanto.

• [last lines] 

  Hampton Pig : Tunnels, and car games!

  Plucky Duck : Boy, that trip was sure lame.

  Hampton Pig : [bringing in the deranged hitcher]  Here's our pal - what's his name?

  Plucky Duck : SOMEONE CALL A COP!

  All : You viewers are lucky...

  Mr. Hitcher : Hey, where the heck is Plucky?

  All : When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...

  Buster Bunny : And I am the champ!

  Babs Bunny : And now you are just damp!

  [pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster] 

  Babs Bunny : I just can't help myself!

• Banjo Possum : [as school starts]  Hot dang, I'm gonna get me some edu-ma-cation!

• Fifi : Could I have your autograph?

  Johnny Pew : I don't have a pen.

  [Fifi's jaw drops, and then she has a meltdown] 

  Johnny Pew : Hey, relax, babe. We'll find one.

  Fifi : [cheers up]  I will die for you!

  Johnny Pew : I know, but that won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff.

• Fifi : Popcorn por vous?

  Johnny Pew : Babe, take out the un-popped kernels, okay? They chip my caps.

• Fowlmouth : Lights are dimming! Lights are dimming!

• Hotel Concierge : [to Jay Leno]  Hello, Mr. Leno. Would you like me to check your chin?

• Mr. Hitcher : [laughs and puts on a hockey mask while revving a chainsaw]  Bacon!, porkchops!, hog jowls!