Brisco County Jr.: Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?

Pete Hutter: I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.

Lord Bowler: Uh oh. You hit the sheriff

Brisco County Jr.: Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.

Little Girl: [after Brisco saves her from a huge explosion] I have to go to the bathroom.

Brisco County Jr.: I know what you mean, kid.

Brisco County Jr.: Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.

[Repeated line]

Pete Hutter: You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!

Brisco County Jr.: If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.

Brisco County Jr.: [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy!

Dixie Cousins: Brisco, put me down!

Brisco County Jr.: Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.

[talking with an Italian gangster]

Enzio Tataglia: In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'

Brisco County Jr.: Where were you from again?

Ethan Emerson: I like that man.

Granville Thorogood: You never were a very good judge of character, Ethan.

[Ned is robbing a bank]

Ned Zed: What are you lookin' at?

Hostage: Nothing.

Ned Zed: You callin' me nothin'?