Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series 1993–2011) Poster

(1993–2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen, Principal McVicker, Bradley Buzzcut, Mr. Stevenson, Tom Anderson, Mr. Buzzcut, Spanish Teacher, Burger World Manager, Cop #2, Maxi-Mart Owner, Mike Judge, Mr. Van Driessen, Old Woman, Reporter, Stewart Stevenson

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Quotes 

  • Beavis : Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

    Butt-head : Beavis, it's not even normal to ask.

  • Beavis : [as Cornholio]  Do you have any T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.

  • Maxi Mart Store Manager : [seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine]  Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something?

    Butt-head : Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh.

  • Butt-head : [repeated pickup line]  Uh, hey, baby.

  • Butt-head : [Beavis & Butthead after "sensitivity training"]  How about a hug?

    Beavis : Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh! And then I'll kick your ass!

  • Butt-head : If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass!

  • Beavis : Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

  • Beavis : What?

    Butt-head : Uh... I dunno, what?

    Beavis : What the hell are you talking about?

    Butt-head : Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker.

    Beavis : Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH!

  • Butt-head : Some people are dumb.

  • Beavis : [In a Third world accent]  My people; we are without but one bunghole.

  • Beavis : Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and there's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat?

    Butt-head : Yeah, why?

    Beavis : Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood?

    Butt-head : Beavis, you boner-popping pervert... it's not even normal to ASK!

  • [They watch a Yanni video] 

    Butt-head : Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad.

  • Woman in music video : I feel like such an ass.

    Butt-head : I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass.

    Beavis : Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?

  • Butt-head : Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis!

  • Butt-head : Is this Primus?

  • Butt-head : Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.

    Beavis : No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!

    Butt-head : Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass!

    Beavis : Stop calling me that, Butt-head! Stop it!

    Butt-head : Buttknocker!

    Beavis : Shut up, Butt-head! Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head! I swear to go God, I'm gonna kill you!

    Butt-head : You and what other buttknocker?

  • Butt-head : You didn't score.

    Beavis : Yeah, but I came close.

    Butt-head : Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade.

    Beavis : What?

  • [repeated line] 

    Butt-head : This is going to be cool.

  • Bradley Buzzcut : Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.

  • [repeated line] 

    Beavis : Damn we're smooth.

  • [watching a music video] 

    Beavis : Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

    Butt-head : Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?

    Beavis : Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like.

    [he tries and falls of the couch] 

  • Old Woman : [looking for her spectacles after losing them]  What happened to my spectacles?

    Butt-head : Your testicles? Huh Huh.

  • Beavis : [shouts]  Turds! Turds!

    Butt-head : Where? I don't see any turds.

    Beavis : Right there. In the middle of the circle he's riding his tricycle in.

  • [repeated line] 

    Butt-head : We're gonna be rich.

  • Butt-head : Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap.

  • Butt-head : Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch.

  • Beavis : [watching a video with a girl in a tub]  She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood.

    Butt-head : Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking.

    Beavis : [long pause]  Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny.

    Butt-head : Dumbass!

  • Bradley Buzzcut : [throws a dodge ball at Butthead and hits him in the head and dazes him]  Good head, Butthead!

    Butt-head : Uh, thanks. Huh, huh.

  • Beavis : Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


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