Gary Sparrow: My wives exist in different temporal aspects of a four-dimensional space-time continuum.

Ron Wheatcroft: Typical bigamist's excuse!

Ron Wheatcroft: How do you know the future you've got now is the same future you're going to have if something in the past is different from the last time you went back to the future?

Ron Wheatcroft: You're hyperventilating, Gary. Put your head between your knees.

Gary Sparrow: What, so I can kiss my arse goodbye?

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Old Codger: Oy! Ladies present.

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Reg: You don't want to listen to my problems.