Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien: Let's check in with the 'Men Without Hats Conversation Channel.'

Wife: Do you want toast?

Man: [to the tune of "The Safety Dance"] You can make toast if you want to, and leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't toast, and if they don't toast, then they're no friends of mine.

Wife: I want a divorce.

[leaves]

Man: We can get divorced if you want to, and leave your friends behind...

Waitor: Are you all finished? Should I bring you the check?

Man: You can bring the check if you want to, and bring the check right now. 'Cause your friends don't check, and if they don't check...

[Waitor socks Man in the face]