Ben Montour: [drunkenly shouting] Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm an Indian man!
[whacks his head on a telephone pole and gets knocked out]
Trevor 'Teevee' Tenia: [Reoccurring line] Screw you!
Elsie Tsa Che: [horrified] The wind blew the roof off Sandra's outhouse again! She was IN IT!
Sarah Birkett: I'm the First Lady of Lynx River!
Leon Deela: You! Get that thing off my property, or I'll bust your face!
Cpl. Brian Fletcher: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Back off! What thing?
Leon Deela: [Referring to a wooden raven statue] That bloody raven! He put it in front of the toilet and Lisa wouldn't go in there... and she peed her pants.
Rosie Deela: You creep!
George Small Boat: Maybe it just flew over! Maybe it LIKES you!
Cpl. Brian Fletcher: I thought Sam had it!
Daniel Deela: Didn't want it. He gave it to Michael Claybank! His wife got the flu.
Elsie Tsa Che: [while watching a talk show on TV] There's this man who married a woman... but she used to be a man, before the operation. He was his best friend.
Leon Deela: [Leon has cheated on Rosie and Gerry knows] You've just been waiting to tell Rosie, haven't you? You wanna move in and break us up...
Gerry Kisilenko: Just shut up!... I'm not going to tell Rosie... I wouldn't hurt her like that... because she loves you.
Gerry Kisilenko: God knows why.
Maria Angelica Sangalli: I've decided to invest here in Lynx River... for the politically-correct furs!
Albert Golo: [to Sarah] There's a lot that I don't care about... but I do care about you.
Gerry Kisilenko: [Drunk, having a nervous breakdown] ... Poor Gerry, eh? They took his house... his money... you win, alright? How does it feel to be a winner?
[holds onto his gun while taking a swig of vodka]
Eric Olsen: Tell me something... all this talk about self-governance and self-respect, but you've gotta line up for five bucks and a handshake?
Peter Kenidi: See, pal... lllooonnnggg time ago, your people and my people, we made this deal...
Eric Olsen: Hey, I got the Treaty Day lecture from Headquarters.
Peter Kenidi: Yeah, but not from me. See, Treaty 11 states that we share our land with you guys, and you cover health and education services. The five bucks and the handshake? That's just so no one forgets it! A deal's a deal.
Gerry Kisilenko: [after telling Rosie about his high school girlfriend who moved to Israel] My heart never burned for anyone like that again... I wouldn't let it!... Until I met you.
[Rosie leans forward and kisses Gerry]
Gerry Kisilenko: ... Thank you.
[touches his face]
Gerry Kisilenko: That's a memory I can take with me.
Ben Montour: I had a friend in Toronto who died of AIDS. He was a dancer... I kissed him goodbye, I wiped away his tears... so, I suppose you don't want to sell me this chainsaw oil?
Hannah Kenidi: [referring to a graphic animal rights VHS tape she was shown] ... It was a lynx. He was crying! They choked him, so they wouldn't damage the fur. They choked him 'till his tongue swelled up... and then he died.
Michelle Kenidi: I know it's hard to understand... the lynx gives us his life so that we can get the things we need. That's why we respect the lynx.
Hannah Kenidi: You're Miss Perfect! Perfect cop, perfect mother... but I'm not perfect, and you're not, either! I just wanna be normal.
Trevor 'Teevee' Tenia: You tell kids what they want to hear, not what you need to say!
Wayne Deela: You know where I think Hannah is? I'll bet she's gone on a big adventure... and she's gonna come home and tell us all about it.
Ellen Kenidi: You can't rationalize the cost? This is a treatment center, not a sausage factory!