Calendar Girl (1993)

Sean Fox: 12-Year-Old Ned

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• 12 Year-Old Roy : [the other guys can't come up with a decent letter to Marilyn Monroe, so Roy suggest his version]  OK, how 'bout this: 'We're your biggest fans. You don't have any bigger fans in the whole world. We love you, and we especially love your big, pointy tits. They're like missiles... '

  12-Year-Old Scott : No, uh-uh.

  12-Year-Old Ned : Roy, we can't say that to her.

  12 Year-Old Roy : [defensive]  Ladies love to hear that stuff, 'cause they got 'em, and they don't think about 'em as much as we do. We *have* to let 'em know.