Dazed and Confused (1993)

Sasha Jenson: Don Dawson

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• Dawson : You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.

• Dawson : Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

• Freshman Girl : Will you marry me?

  Dawson : I don't know. What's in it for me?

  Freshman Girl : Anything you want?

  Dawson : Anything?

  Freshman Girl : Anything.

  Dawson : [opening his mouth wide]  Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?

  Freshman Girl : Whatever you like.

  Dawson : Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.

• Pickford : Don, give the beer back, man!

  Don : I paid for the beer, man.

• Jodi : Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?

  Benny O'Donnell : Yeah, Mitch Kramer

  Jodi : Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?

  Pink : Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.

  Jodi : Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.

  [walks off] 

  Benny O'Donnell : Ok. I promise.

  [Jodi walks off] 

  Dawson : There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?

  Benny O'Donnell : Major bullshit. He's a dead man.

• Dawson : Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girls

  Melvin Spivey : Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?

  Mitch : [laughs]  How do you know I haven't already

  Melvin Spivey : [clearly pleased, laughs]  Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!

• Shavonne Wright : You're an asshole.

  Dawson : I know I am.

• Dawson : Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. Faggot, sissy, pussy, freshman.

• Pink : Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?

  Don : I don't know. A few, I guess.

  Pink : A few? Don, all I'm saying is, I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something.

• Dawson : Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?

  Pink : Yeah, what a dumbshit.

• Dawson : There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here.

  [the girls show up] 

  Dawson : Hey, what's going on?

  Shavonne : Hey, not much. How about you?

  Slater : Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.

  Shavonne : Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there?

  Slater : All right, check ya later!

  [the girls leave] 

  Dawson : Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?

  Slater : What are you talking about man?

  Dawson : Check ya later! Check ya later!

  Slater : Hey man, get off my case man.

• Shavonne Wright : Hey can we have a couple of those beers?

  Dawson : These beers? Why?

  Shavonne Wright : Just gimme a beer.

• Pink : They're really doing this

  Dawson : Yeah, they want it back by the end of the day too. Can you believe it?

  Pink : And everybody's signing it?

  Dawson : Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being fucking assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just ket it go.

  Pink : [looks pissed and crumples it] 

  Dawson : You're gonna make a big deal outta this aren't you?

• Dawson : Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.