Demolition Man (1993)

Benjamin Bratt: Alfredo Garcia

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• John Spartan : [whispering to Lenina]  Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper.

  Alfredo Garcia : [confused]  Did... did you say toilet *paper*?

  Lenina Huxley : Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...

  [Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh] 

  John Spartan : I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

  Erwin : He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

  [Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down] 

  Erwin : I can see how that could be confusing.

• Lenina Huxley : What you're telling me to do is violate a direct order. I'm supposed to take you back to the Cryo Prison.

  John Spartan : Listen, Huxley. I just know okay. I'm gonna find Phoenix and I'm gonna put him on ice or that's where *I'm* gonna be. After that, I'm gonna turn all of my attention to that fuckin' Cacteau.

  Lenina Huxley : Enhance your calm, John Spartan.

  John Spartan : Look, I'm tired of enhancing my calm.

  Alfredo Garcia : [Seeing Spartan opening the pod to the depths of wasteland]  Wait, you're opening the pod to the depths of wasteland?

  John Spartan : The real reason why your citywide search didn't work is because Phoenix was in an area that A: You can't monitor. B: You're afraid to go down and C: You don't give a shit about. Now, I'm going to find Phoenix and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker. So, are you coming with me, or are you gonna arrest me?

  Lenina Huxley : Okay. Let's go blow this guy.

  John Spartan : [Annoyed]  Away. Blow this guy *away*?

  Lenina Huxley : Whatever.

• Chief George Earle : You have apprehended the villain responsible for the murder of our beloved Dr. Raymond Cocteau?

  John Spartan : Well, I wouldn't exactly say apprehended. Let's just say he's history. And the Cryo-prison? That's history, too.

  [Chief Earle looks upon the damaged cryo-prison in disbelief] 

  Chief George Earle : [confused; takes off his glasses]  What will we do? How will we live?

  Edgar Friendly : I tell you what we're do. We're all gonna go out drinking, get shit-faced, and paint the town, literally. I mean graffiti, slogans. It'll be a blast.

  John Spartan : Whoa, Whoa. I'll tell you what gonna do:

  John Spartan : [to Chief Earle]  Why don't you get a little dirty?

  John Spartan : [to Edgar]  You a lot clean.

  John Spartan : And somewhere in the middle... I don't know. You'll figure it out.

  Alfredo Garcia : Fuckin' A!

  John Spartan : [impressed]  Well put.

• John Spartan : [to Garcia]  We'll look at you. You get a bump on the noggin, and you think you're Pancho Villa?

  Alfredo Garcia : [Garcia looks confused]  Who?

  John Spartan : [Spartan shaking his head]  Never mind.

  Edgar Friendly : [to Spartan]  Time to take a stand pal.

  John Spartan : [to Edgar]  Well good. While you're doing that, loan me a gun.

  [Edgar hands Spartan a gun] 

  John Spartan : Loan me two guns.

  [Wastelander hands Spartan a waste belt with a gun in it. Spartan puts the belt over his shoulder] 

  Chief George Earle : [to Edgar and Wastelanders]  You'de use the weapons of mass destruction against men and women who uphold the law?

  Edgar Friendly : [to Chief]  We use these to shop for groceries.

• John Spartan : I remember when you were a snot-nosed rookie pilot.

  Zachary Lamb - Aged : They finally grounded me.

  John Spartan : Shit! *buzz!* You were a damn good flyer. *buzz!*

  Alfredo Garcia : They seem to be friends, yet he speaks to him in the most profane manner

  Lenina Huxley : Well, if you had read my study, you would know this is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond.