Hocus Pocus (1993)

Larry Bagby: Ernie 'Ice'

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Quotes 

• Jay : So let's have a butt.

  Max : No thanks, I don't smoke.

  Ernie "Ice" : They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.

  [Jay and Ice laugh] 

  Jay : You got any cash Hollywood?

  Max : No.

  Ernie "Ice" : Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?

  Max : Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.

  [Jay laughs. But, stops as Ice offensively glares at him] 

  Jay : Whoa. Check out the new cross-trainers.

  Ernie "Ice" : [looks at Max's sneakers]  Cool.

  [turns to Max] 

  Ernie "Ice" : Let me try them on.

  [Max tries to leave, Jay stops him and smiles] 

  Jay : Later, dude!

  Ernie "Ice" : See you, Hollywood!

  [Jay and Ernie laughing] 

• Jay : So, where're you from?

  Max : Los Angeles.

  [Jay and Ice look at him with confused looks] 

  Max : L.A.

  Jay : [Finally getting it]  Oh, dude!

  Ernie "Ice" : Tubular.

• Ernie "Ice" : [Jay and Ice are locked in cages]  Hollywood, help us out here!

  [Max takes his shoes back from Ice] 

  Max : Tubular.

  [Ice whimpers] 

• Jay : [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background]  You want to smash some pumpkins?

  Ernie "Ice" : No.

  Jay : Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?

  Ernie "Ice" : It's 3am. They're undressed already.

  Jay : [throws another roll of toilet paper]  Well then, you think of something!

  Ernie "Ice" : [grumpy eating candy]  Look, I don't feel so hot.

  Jay : It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker!

  [hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating] 

• Ernie "Ice" : Ding-ding. Ding-ding.

  Jay : Stop and pay the toll, kid.

  Ernie "Ice" : Ten chocolate bars, no licorice.

  Jay : Dump out your dump sack.

  Dani : Drop dead, moron.

  Ernie "Ice" : Yo, twerp. How'd you like to be hung off that telephone pole?

  Dani : I'd just like to see you try it. Cause it just so happens I've got my big brother with me. Max!

  [Jay and Ernie are not impressed by this. Max walks up and takes off the sunglasses] 

  Ernie "Ice" : Hollywood!

  Jay : Oh, no!

  [Some of his friends laughing] 

  Jay : So, you're doing a little trick-or-treating? Ding-dong!

  Ernie "Ice" : WHOO!

  Max : I'm taking my little sister around.

  Jay : That's nice.

  [sees that he wears a costume] 

  Jay : WHOA! I love the costume! What do you suppose to be? A new kid on the block?

  Dani : For your information: He's a little leaguer!

  Jay : Whoa, I'm a little leaguer!

  [He and Ice fake a baseball play. Dani tries to walk by again] 

  Ernie "Ice" : Wait a minute, everyone pays the toll.

  Dani : Stuff it, zit-face!

  Ernie "Ice" : Why, you little...

  [He move to hit Dani but Max steps in the way] 

  Max : Hey.

  [shoves a bag of candy at him] 

  Max : Ice, here. Pig out.

  [turns to Dani] 

  Max : Come on, Dani. Let's go.

  [Max and Dani leaves] 

  Ernie "Ice" : And Hollywood? The shoes fit great!

  [Ice, Jay and his some other friends laughing]