Self (as Afa 'Alfa' Anoai)
Self (as Brutus Beefcake)
Phone Man
Repo Man
Receptionist
Guard #2
Nanny (as Kelly Erin-Welton)
Bully #2
Alex Mason, Jr. (as Robert Gorman)
Burt Wilson
Guard #3
Sean Armstrong (as Terry 'Hulk' Hogan)
Guard #4
Tommy Thanatos
Wolfgang
Corinne
Skipper
Guard #1
Security Guard
Principal
Jocko
Frank Olsen
Cabbie
Teacher
Kojiro (as Jen Sung Outerbridge)
Alex Mason, Sr.
Secretary
Lieutenant (as Timothy A. Powell)
Bully #1
Self
Kate Mason
Voice (uncredited)
Kamala (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Voice (voice) (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)