Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Harvey Fierstein: Frank Hillard

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Quotes 

• Daniel : Could you make me a woman?

  Frank : Honey, I'm so happy!

  [hugs Daniel] 

  Daniel : I knew you'd understand.

• Frank : [on the phone with his mother and gets sidetracked by a man mask Jack is making]  Enough already, it's a man.

  Jack : How would you know?

  Frank : Bitch.

  Evelyn Hillard : This is your mother you're talking to.

  Frank : [interrupting]  No, Ma, not you, I was talking about the dog.

• [Frank is making Daniel's woman costume] 

  Daniel : It's not working. I need to go older.

  Frank : Older? You mean like a Shelley Winters older, or Shirley MacLaine older?

  Daniel : What's the difference?

  Frank : Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.

  Daniel : What about Joan Collins?

  Frank : Oh, I don't think I have the strength. But I have some plaster.

• Daniel : [Wearing a black wig and speaking with a Spanish accent]  I hope you are using Jungle Red, because that is the only color I love.

  Jack : Mmm. Matches your lips.

  Daniel : God bless you. You know I'm feeling fabulous, because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.

  Jack : Mmm-hmm.

  Daniel : I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.

  Jack : Mmm.

  Daniel : I don't know. This will scare the children. Do you think so? I don't know, maybe this is too much for them?

  Frank : I think we'll have to go to the next level. Latex.

• Daniel : [Yiddish accent]  Oi, it vas such a shandw! I should never buy gribenes from a Mohel; it's so chewy.

  Daniel : [normal voice]  No, oh no, I feel like Bubbi. This is not working.

  Frank : You know this isn't working, but don't worry it's a work in progress, and you're my brother; I will never let you be embarrassed.

  Daniel : God bless you.

  Frank : I think we're gonna have to do the entire face.

  Daniel : But look at this nice thing, though, we have here!

  Daniel , Frank : [both singing]  Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; find me a find, catch me a catch!

• Frank : [Daniel's Mrs. Doubtfire mask has been run over by a truck]  Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.

  [Daniel leaves] 

  Frank : Why wasn't I an only child?

• Frank : [on the phone]  Yeah, I'll tell him, Ma... Don't wor... I'll tell him... Yeah, hold on, Ma.

  [puts his hand over the mouthpiece] 

  Frank : She wants to know if you want to come stay with her.

  Daniel : [cringes]  No way!

  Frank : [uncovers mouthpiece]  He says he'll think about it, Ma.

• Daniel : I feel like Gloria Swanson.

  Frank : You look like her mother.

  Daniel : I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.