Naked (1993)

Carolina Giammetta: Masseuse

Quotes 

• Jeremy : You've got wonderful breasts.

  Masseuse : Don't you mean "tits"?

  Jeremy : Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other?

  Masseuse : I don't know. D'you want to weigh them?

  Jeremy : [waitress pops champagne cork]  Is that a proposition?

  Masseuse : No, it's a threat... Are you rich?

  Jeremy : [messily eating fried chicken]  Life is for enjoying.

  Masseuse : What about family? Have you got any brothers or sisters?

  Jeremy : I try not to remember.

  Masseuse : You're sexually frustrated, aren't you?

  Jeremy : [chortles and snickers] 

  Masseuse : What's funny?

  Jeremy : Are you a feminist?

  Masseuse : No.

  Jeremy : Do you like fucking?

  Masseuse : Do you like wanking?

  Jeremy : Not on my own, no.

  Jeremy : [licks his fingers] 

• Jeremy : Do you ever think about suicide?

  Masseuse : No!

  Jeremy : I'm going to commit suicide. When I'm thirty.

  Masseuse : Why?

  Jeremy : I don't want to get old, do you?