Paul Reubens credited as playing...
Lock
- Jack Skellington: And one more thing...
- [stops Barrel from leaving]
- Jack Skellington: leave that no-account Oogie-Boogie out of this!
- Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack.
- Shock: Of course, Jack.
- Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
- [a view from behind reveals their fingers are crossed]
- Lock, Barrel, Shock: Jack! Jack! We caught him, we caught him.
- Jack Skellington: Perfect! Open it up. Quickly!
- [opens it up to reveal the Easter bunny]
- Jack Skellington: That's not Sandy Claws!
- Lock, Barrel, Shock: It isn't?
- Lock: Who is it?
- [the Easter bunny hops up a set of steps and up to the Behemouth, sniffing him - he points at it]
- Behemoth: Bunny!
- [it leaps back into the covered tub, terrified]
- Jack Skellington: Not Sandy Claws... Take him back!
- Lock: We followed your instructions...
- Barrel: We went through the door...
- Jack Skellington: Which door? There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like this.
- [shows them a Christmas cookie in shape of tree]
- Shock: I told you!
- [Lock and Shock fight, Jack buries his face in his hand and after a moment stretches out his jaw and screams]
- Jack Skellington: [to the Easter bunny] I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir.
- [turns to Lock, Shock and Barrel]
- Jack Skellington: Take him home first. And apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely.
- Barrel: Got it.
- Shock: We'll get it right...
- Lock, Barrel, Shock: Next time!
- Sally: [examining Jack in his newly-finished Santa suit] You don't look like yourself, Jack. Not at all.
- Jack Skellington: Isn't that wonderful? It couldn't be more wonderful!
- Sally: [holds up the clipboard sketch of him] But you're the Pumpkin King!
- Jack Skellington: Not anymore!
- [breaks it over his knee]
- Jack Skellington: I feel so much better now!
- Sally: [pulling a loose thread from his cuff] Jack, I know you think something's missing, but...
- [accidentally catches his finger]
- Jack Skellington: [lightly] Ow.
- Sally: Sorry.
- Jack Skellington: You're right. Something is missing. But what? I've got the beard, the coat, the boots, the belt.
- Lock, Shock, Barrel: [come in] Jack, Jack! This time we bagged him!
- Lock: This time we really did.
- Barrel: He sure is big, Jack!
- Shock: And heavy!
- Santa: [bursting out the bag] Let me out!
- [the Halloween citizens gasp in awe]
- Jack Skellington: Sandy Claws... in person. What a pleasure to meet you.
- [prepares to shake but then looks down when their HANDS touch]
- Jack Skellington: Wh - ! Why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!
- Santa: [dazed] Where am I?
- Jack Skellington: Surprised, aren't you. I knew you would be. You don't need to have another worry about Christmas this year. Consider this a vacation, Sandy. A reward. It's your turn to take it easy.
- Santa: B-But there must be some mistake!
- Jack Skellington: See that he's comfortable... Just a second, fellas! Of course! That's what I'm missing!
- [takes Santa's hat]
- Santa: B-But...
- Jack Skellington: Thanks.
- Santa: Hang on - you just can't -
- [has the bag thrown over him again]
- Santa: Hold on! Where are we going now?
- [the henchmen leave with him]
- Santa: Ho, ho, ho! No...
- [monotone]
- Santa: Ho, ho, ho. Ho...
- Sally: This is worse than I thought. Much worse. I know!
- [leaves to get fog juice]
- Lock: [singing] I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door, and then, knock three times, and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more!
- Shock: [singing] You're so stupid! Think now! If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces!
- Lock, Shock: [singing] And then Jack will beat us black and green!