William Hickey: Dr. Finkelstein
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Quotes
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Dr. Finkelstein : Sally! You came back.
Sally : I had to.
Dr. Finkelstein : For this.
[holds Sally's detached arm; she causes it to wave at herself]
Sally : [smiles] Yes.
Dr. Finkelstein : Shall we, then?
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Sally : Lunch!
Dr. Finkelstein : Mm, what's this?
[sniffs]
Dr. Finkelstein : Wormswort! Mmm...
[prepares to take a bite but then sniffs suspiciously]
Dr. Finkelstein : ...And frog's breath?
Sally : [innocently] What's wrong? I thought you *liked* frog's breath.
Dr. Finkelstein : Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath! Until *you* taste it, I won't swallow a spoonful!
Sally : I'm not hungry.
[shrugs and in doing so pretends to accidentally knock over the spoon he holds up]
Sally : Oops!
Dr. Finkelstein : [as she shoves the spoon aside on the floor and, still bent over, removes a slotted spoon from her sock] You want me to starve! An old man like me who hardly has strength as it is! Me! To whom you owe your very *life*!
Sally : Oh, don't be silly!
[Dips the sifting spoon in the soup and pretends to taste it]
Sally : Mmmm! See? Scrumptious.
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[to his new creation, as he inserts part of his own brain]
Dr. Finkelstein : What a joy to think of all *we'll* have in common. *We'll* have conversations *worth* having.
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Dr. Finkelstein : You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!
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Dr. Finkelstein : That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
Sally : Three times!
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Igor : Maaasterrr... The plaaaannnsss!
Dr. Finkelstein : Excellent, Igor.
[Throws him a doggy treat]
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Dr. Finkelstein : You may come out now if you promise to behave. Sally? Sally?
[sees a window opened]
Dr. Finkelstein : [annoyed] Ohhh! Gone again!
[slams a lantern/breaks his lantern]
