- Jack Skellington: [singing] My dearest friend, if you don't mind... I'd like to join you by your side. Where we can gaze into the stars...
- Jack Skellington, Sally: And sit together, now and forever. For it is plain, as anyone can see. We're simply meant to be.
- Jack Skellington: [singing] There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!
- [first lines]
- Santa: 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.
- Jack Skellington: And one more thing...
- [stops Barrel from leaving]
- Jack Skellington: leave that no-account Oogie-Boogie out of this!
- Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack.
- Shock: Of course, Jack.
- Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
- [a view from behind reveals their fingers are crossed]
- Oogie Boogie Man: [singing] I am the shadow on the moon at night / Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
- Jack Skellington: Forgive me, Mr. Claus. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday.
- Santa: Bumpy *sleigh*-ride... Jack. Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to *her*.
- [points to Sally]
- Santa: She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!
- [walks away, muttering]
- Santa: Skeletons, boogie men...
- Jack Skellington: I hope there's still time.
- Santa: To fix Christmas? Of course there is! I'm Santa Claus!
- [flies out chimney]
- Sally: [singing] What will become of my dear friend? / Where will his actions lead us then? / Oh, how I'd like to join the crowd / In their enthusiastic cloud. / Try as I may, it doesn't last. / And will we ever / End up together? / No, I think not. / It's never to become, / For I am not the one.
- Lock, Barrel, Shock: Jack! Jack! We caught him, we caught him.
- Jack Skellington: Perfect! Open it up. Quickly!
- [opens it up to reveal the Easter bunny]
- Jack Skellington: That's not Sandy Claws!
- Lock, Barrel, Shock: It isn't?
- Lock: Who is it?
- [the Easter bunny hops up a set of steps and up to the Behemouth, sniffing him - he points at it]
- Behemoth: Bunny!
- [it leaps back into the covered tub, terrified]
- Jack Skellington: Not Sandy Claws... Take him back!
- Lock: We followed your instructions...
- Barrel: We went through the door...
- Jack Skellington: Which door? There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like this.
- [shows them a Christmas cookie in shape of tree]
- Shock: I told you!
- [Lock and Shock fight, Jack buries his face in his hand and after a moment stretches out his jaw and screams]
- Jack Skellington: [to the Easter bunny] I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir.
- [turns to Lock, Shock and Barrel]
- Jack Skellington: Take him home first. And apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely.
- Barrel: Got it.
- Shock: We'll get it right...
- Lock, Barrel, Shock: Next time!
- Dr. Finkelstein: Sally! You came back.
- Sally: I had to.
- Dr. Finkelstein: For this.
- [holds Sally's detached arm; she causes it to wave at herself]
- Sally: [smiles] Yes.
- Dr. Finkelstein: Shall we, then?
- Jack Skellington: [singing] I'm a master of fright, / and a deeeemon of light, / and I'll scare you right out of your pants. / To a guy in Kentucky / I'm Mister Unlucky / And I'm know thoughout England and France, / And since I am dead, / I can take off my head /
- [does it]
- Jack Skellington: to recite Shakespearean quotations. / No animal or man /
- [puts it back on]
- Jack Skellington: Can SCREAM like I can / With the fury of my ree-cii-ta-tions.
- Jack Skellington: [singing] What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere! What's this? There's white things in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming; wake up, Jack, this isn't fair! What's this?
- Oogie Boogie Man: Well well well. What have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Ooo I'm really scared! So you're the one everybody's talking about?
- [laughs]
- Oogie Boogie Man: [singing] You're joking, you're joking/I can't believe my eyes/You're joking me, you've gotta be/ This can't be the right guy! He's ancient, he's ugly/ I don't know which is worse! I might just spit a seam now if I don't die laughing first!
- Jack Skellington: [after surviving the fall from the army, sings sadly] What have I done? What have I done? How could I be so blind? All is lost. Where was I? Spoiled all! Spoiled all! Everything's gone all wrong. What have I done? What have I done? Find a deep cave to hide in. In a million years, they'll find me. Only dust, and a plaque that reads: 'Here Lies Poor Old Jack'. But I never intended all this madness, never. And nobody really understood. Well, how could they!
- [cheers up]
- Jack Skellington: That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! Why does nothing ever turn out like it should? Well, what the heck! I went and did my best. And, by God, I've really tasted something swell. And for a moment, why, I ever touched the sky. And at least I've left some stories they can tell, I did. And for the first time since, I don't remember when, I feel just like my old bony self again. And I, JACK, the Pumpkin King! That's right...
- [shred off his Santa Claus rags]
- Jack Skellington: [triumphantly] I AM THE PUMPKIN KING! HA, HA, HA!
- [continues singing]
- Jack Skellington: And I just can't wait until next Halloween, because I got some new ideas that will really make them scream! And, by God! I'M REALLY GOING TO GIVE IT ALL MY MIGHT!
- [suddenly realizes something]
- Jack Skellington: Uh-oh!
- [Zero holds onto to Santa's hat]
- Jack Skellington: I hope there's still time to set things right. Sandy Claws!
- Kid: Santa?
- Jack Skellington: Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
- Kid: Uh... uh...
- Jack Skellington: That's all right. I have a present for you, anyway. There ya go, sonny! Ho ho ho! HEEHEEHEE!
- [slips out the chimney]
- Mother: And what did Santa bring you, honey?
- [kid shows parents his present - a shrunken head; parents scream]
- Jack Skellington: [flying away] Merry Christmas!
- Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be!
- Jack Skellington: *No.*
- [the Mayor switches to his upset face]
- Jack Skellington: How *jolly*!
- Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be.
- Oogie Boogie Man: [singing] Oh, the sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air, / 'cause I'm a gambling Boogie Man, although I don't play fair. / It's much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line. / Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy, / now, that'll be just fine.
- Jack Skellington: The job I have for you is top secret. It requires skill, craft, cunning, mis...
- Shock: And we thought you didn't *like* us, Jack.
- Santa: [singing] Release me now or you'll have to face the dire consequences. / The children are expecting me, so please come to your senses.
- Oogie Boogie Man: [singing] You're jokin', you're jokin'! / I can't believe my ears! / Would someone shut this fella up? / I'm drownin' in my tears! / It's funny, I'm laughing! / You really are too much. / And now, with your permission, / I'm going to do my stuff.
- [snake dangles from his mouth]
- Santa: [fearfully] What are you going to do?
- Oogie Boogie Man: I'm gonna do the best I can!
- Sally: Lunch!
- Dr. Finkelstein: Mm, what's this?
- [sniffs]
- Dr. Finkelstein: Wormswort! Mmm...
- [prepares to take a bite but then sniffs suspiciously]
- Dr. Finkelstein: ...And frog's breath?
- Sally: [innocently] What's wrong? I thought you *liked* frog's breath.
- Dr. Finkelstein: Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath! Until *you* taste it, I won't swallow a spoonful!
- Sally: I'm not hungry.
- [shrugs and in doing so pretends to accidentally knock over the spoon he holds up]
- Sally: Oops!
- Dr. Finkelstein: [as she shoves the spoon aside on the floor and, still bent over, removes a slotted spoon from her sock] You want me to starve! An old man like me who hardly has strength as it is! Me! To whom you owe your very *life*!
- Sally: Oh, don't be silly!
- [Dips the sifting spoon in the soup and pretends to taste it]
- Sally: Mmmm! See? Scrumptious.
- Sally: I had the most terrible vision.
- Jack Skellington: That's splendid!
- Sally: No - it was about your Christmas. There was smoke... and fire!
- Jack Skellington: That's not *my* Christmas! *My* Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy... and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.
- Sally: Jack, please listen to me. It's going to be a disaster!
- Jack Skellington: How could it be? Just follow the pattern!
- [holds up design of outfit]
- Jack Skellington: This part's red, the trim is white...
- Sally: It's a mistake, Jack!
- Jack Skellington: Now don't be modest. Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
- Mayor: Next!
- Jack Skellington: I have every confidence in you.
- Sally: But it seems wrong to me. Very wrong.
- Jack Skellington: [sung] Well, what the heck, I really did my best/And by God I really tasted something swell, that's right/And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky/And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did/And for the first time since I don't remember when/I felt like my old bony self again/And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King...
- Jack Skellington: [spoken] That's right. I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!
- Jack Skellington: [sung] And I just can't wait until next Halloween/'Cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream/And by God, I'm really gonna give it all my might!/
- [spoken]
- Jack Skellington: Uh-oh, I hope there's still time to set things right. Sandy Claws...
- [to his new creation, as he inserts part of his own brain]
- Dr. Finkelstein: What a joy to think of all *we'll* have in common. *We'll* have conversations *worth* having.
- Jack Skellington: [singing] And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
- [in a deeper tone]
- Jack Skellington: And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...!
- Harlequin Demon: [singing] Won't they be impressed, I am a ge-ni-us! See how I transform this old rat inTO a most deLIGHTful hat!
- Oogie Boogie Man: Ashes to askes and dust to dust! Ohh... I'm feeling weak - with hunger! One more roll o'the dice oughta do it!
- [places the dice in the skull shaker but receives a pair of ones]
- Oogie Boogie Man: WHAT? SNAKE-EYES!
- [strikes the table hard enough to overturn them and get a larger number]
- Sally: [examining Jack in his newly-finished Santa suit] You don't look like yourself, Jack. Not at all.
- Jack Skellington: Isn't that wonderful? It couldn't be more wonderful!
- Sally: [holds up the clipboard sketch of him] But you're the Pumpkin King!
- Jack Skellington: Not anymore!
- [breaks it over his knee]
- Jack Skellington: I feel so much better now!
- Sally: [pulling a loose thread from his cuff] Jack, I know you think something's missing, but...
- [accidentally catches his finger]
- Jack Skellington: [lightly] Ow.
- Sally: Sorry.
- Jack Skellington: You're right. Something is missing. But what? I've got the beard, the coat, the boots, the belt.
- Lock, Shock, Barrel: [come in] Jack, Jack! This time we bagged him!
- Lock: This time we really did.
- Barrel: He sure is big, Jack!
- Shock: And heavy!
- Santa: [bursting out the bag] Let me out!
- [the Halloween citizens gasp in awe]
- Jack Skellington: Sandy Claws... in person. What a pleasure to meet you.
- [prepares to shake but then looks down when their HANDS touch]
- Jack Skellington: Wh - ! Why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!
- Santa: [dazed] Where am I?
- Jack Skellington: Surprised, aren't you. I knew you would be. You don't need to have another worry about Christmas this year. Consider this a vacation, Sandy. A reward. It's your turn to take it easy.
- Santa: B-But there must be some mistake!
- Jack Skellington: See that he's comfortable... Just a second, fellas! Of course! That's what I'm missing!
- [takes Santa's hat]
- Santa: B-But...
- Jack Skellington: Thanks.
- Santa: Hang on - you just can't -
- [has the bag thrown over him again]
- Santa: Hold on! Where are we going now?
- [the henchmen leave with him]
- Santa: Ho, ho, ho! No...
- [monotone]
- Santa: Ho, ho, ho. Ho...
- Sally: This is worse than I thought. Much worse. I know!
- [leaves to get fog juice]
- Oogie Boogie Man: [after having his sack body ripped open] Now look what you've done! My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!
- Jack Skellington: No, Zero. Down, boy... My, what a brilliant nose you have. The better to light my way! You're the head of the team, Zero!
- Vampire: [about Jack, who is missing] I peeked behind the Cyclops' eye - I did! - But he wasn't there.
- Sally: [sings] I sense there's something in the wind / That feels like tragedy's at hand. / And though I'd like to stand by him, / Can't shake this feeling that we have. / The worst is just around the bend. / And does he notice / My feelings for him? / And will he see / How much he means to me? / I think it's not to be.
- Big Witch, W.W.D., Small Witch: Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
- Jack Skellington: [singing] Of course, I've been too close to see! The answer's right in front of me!
- Clown: [singing]
- [looking at a present Jack brought]
- Clown: It's a bat!
- Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it bend?
- Clown: [singing] It's a rat!
- Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it break?
- Undersea Gal: [singing] Perhaps it's the head that I've found in the lake.
- Jack Skellington: Sally, I need your help more than anyone's.
- Sally: You certainly do, Jack: I had the most terrible vision.
- Jack Skellington: That's splendid!
- Sally: No, it was about your Christmas, there was smoke and fire!
- Jack Skellington: [chuckles] That's not my Christmas, my Christmas is filled with laughter and joy, and this!
- Jack Skellington: [Jack shows Sally a sketching of himself in a replica of Santa's suit] My Sandy Claws outfit; I want you to make it!
- Sally: Jack, please listen to me, it's going to be a disaster!
- Jack Skellington: How could it be? Just follow the pattern. This part's red, the trim is white.
- Sally: It's a mistake, Jack.
- Jack Skellington: Now don't be modest. Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
- Dr. Finkelstein: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
- Sally: Three times!