So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Patrick Bristow: Cafe Roads Performer

Quotes 

• Cafe Roads Performer : [At the microphone in the Café Roads]  My next poem is called, "An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship."

  Cafe Roads Performer : [as the audience laughs]  Autobiographical.