The Fast Show (1994–2014)

Colin McFarlane: Various Roles, Drug Dealer, Jive Talker, Man in Casino, Man in Restaurant, Police Chief in 'Cat and Dog', Shaft

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Quotes 

• Louis Balfour : What are you going to play for us today, Jackson?

  Jackson Jeffery Jackson : Trumpet.

  Louis Balfour : No, er, what tune?

  Jackson Jeffery Jackson : [indignant]  Tune? This' jazz!

• Various Roles : It must be your birthday, Charlie.

  Various Roles : You brought the cake have you?

  Various Roles : I brought the icing.

  Various Roles : You impress me, Mr. McGann.