Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Salman Khan: Prem Bhopali

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Quotes 

• Amar Manohar : Where did you buy that cap from? France?

  Prem : Oh, no. Its from Switzerland. I go there very often. I like the sunsets there.

  Amar Manohar : Ah! The cap's very nice too. It looks good on you.

  [Amar thinking - "He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head."] 

  Prem : Where did you get this red jacket from? Is it a "Chaudhary & Sons" product?

  Amar Manohar : No.

  Prem : It must be from America then.

  Amar Manohar : No. I purchased it from New York.

  Prem : Oh, New York. I thought you purchased it from America.

  [Prem thinking - "He looks like a retired monkey from the circus."] 

• Amar Manohar : Heads I win, tails you lose.

  Prem : No, no, no. Make it the other way round.

  Amar Manohar : OK, if that makes you happy, tails you lose, heads i win.

• Prem : Happy birthday, Rabbit.

• Amar Manohar : From where have you bought this jacket? Is it from America?

  Prem : No, no, no, I bought it from New York.

  Amar Manohar : OK, I thought you bought it from America.

• Prem : What's the difference? You aren't Karishma, so you can be Jameela, Shakila, Sunita, Anita, Papita!

• Prem : Gogo... take a last look at the diamonds

  Teja : What are you showing him? Bring the diamonds or I'll plunge the knives into their necks...

  Crime Master Gogo : [tries to take one of the diamonds] 

  Prem : Sorry Gogo, they belong to Teja

  Crime Master Gogo : At least let me take one... I had given a loan to Teja! It rightfully belongs to me!

• Prem : [to Raveena Tandon and Karishma Kapoor after Paresh Rawal as Teja returns home]  You guys too listen up one thing straight, if you're coming with us, you'll have to forget Uncle and his wealth alright.

  Karisma : [Replying to Salman Khan]  We accept that wholeheartedly Prem, problem is Papa isn't the same as he used to be. He's been behaving bizarre.

  Raveena : Can you imagine Uncle's been using abusive language extensively.

  Amar Manohar : [Taking it casually]  Common it happens, he was in between thugs and crooks for this while. Forget about him, he ain't gonna bring himself back.

  Prem : [laughing]  You mean Hitler's a total wreck !

  Amar Manohar : Yeap he's a wreck

  [laughs] 

  Amar Manohar : .

  Raveena : You think this is some joke ? Uncle's been upto things he despised even the slightest.

  Karisma : Exactly, he hated the very thought of alcohol and yesterday he consumed an entire bottle in a sip.

  Raveena : Worse, he ripped apart the entire house as if some cops are searching for clues.

  Karisma : Yeah, the entire house is in a mess right now.

  Amar Manohar : [Suspicious]  The entire house ?

  Prem : [Echoing Aamir Khan's doubts]  In a mess ?

• Prem : [after reading the hysteria over Raveena Tandon's news of her search for a groom]  Am I dead or what, if she's in India, she's just for ME !

  Johnny : That's the spirit my boy. Now we should get to work. Go out there and trap her,

  [in a slip of tongue] 

  Johnny : just like I've trapped you.

  Prem : [Reacting shockingly in a humorous manner]  What ?

  Johnny : [Quickly correcting himself]  I meant to say MADE YOU, I've made a hero out of you. Once we have this lady with us, our Waah Waah Productions will go international. And soon we'll be into making english movies.

  Prem : [Over excited]  Walks english, talks english, looks english.

  Johnny : Finish, now's the right time.

  Prem : [In a worrisome tone]  Won't this cost a bit too much money ?

  Johnny : Don't worry. That can be arranged for. Your Dad's house, his shop, sell both of it.

  Prem : [Pricked]  What ?

  Johnny : Let me complete. Take the half with yourself. And give the other half to me. Go on your way and woo her. And back here, I'll script the story, design the sets, frame the camera. Don't waste time,

  [as Salman Khan starts leaving in a state of fantasy] 

  Johnny : go accomplish your dream,

  [in a greedy but humorous tone] 

  Johnny : become a superstar, dooper star !

• Prem : Amar... lets go back home.

  Amar Manohar : W... Why? Are you scared?

  Prem : No... n... not scared... I just need to pee!

• Prem : I can see my destiny shining in front of me.

  Bankeylal Bhopali : In front there is a police station and a graveyard. Tell me what's your destiny?