Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Aamir Khan: Amar Manohar

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• Amar Manohar : Where did you buy that cap from? France?

  Prem : Oh, no. Its from Switzerland. I go there very often. I like the sunsets there.

  Amar Manohar : Ah! The cap's very nice too. It looks good on you.

  [Amar thinking - "He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head."] 

  Prem : Where did you get this red jacket from? Is it a "Chaudhary & Sons" product?

  Amar Manohar : No.

  Prem : It must be from America then.

  Amar Manohar : No. I purchased it from New York.

  Prem : Oh, New York. I thought you purchased it from America.

  [Prem thinking - "He looks like a retired monkey from the circus."] 

• Amar Manohar : Heads I win, tails you lose.

  Prem : No, no, no. Make it the other way round.

  Amar Manohar : OK, if that makes you happy, tails you lose, heads i win.

• Amar Manohar : [to Gogo]  You are great... You are any man's best mate... You are very kind... You have the world's greatest mind... The whole world is your fan... I feel that you are definitely not a man!

  Crime Master Gogo : What?

  Amar Manohar : A... ba... ba... ba... you're superman! superman!

• Amar Manohar : From where have you bought this jacket? Is it from America?

  Prem : No, no, no, I bought it from New York.

  Amar Manohar : OK, I thought you bought it from America.

• Inn manager : Listen carefully... Don't make a noise, there's a graveyard close by... I don't want complaints coming in from there. Water comes in between 2-3 in the morning, make sure you take a bath! And no matter what DON'T SWITCH THE LIGHTS ON!

  Amar Manohar : But if I don't switch the lights on, it'll be so troublesome... I mean how will I change my clothes, eh?

  Inn manager : you DON'T switch the lights on... and why do you need the lights for changing clothes? Is something there that needs to be seen or shown out here or what?

• Amar Manohar : Finally the camel has come under the mountain! All of you beware! I am that ferocious tiger who would eat you all alive and not even burp once! Yeah!

• Amar Manohar : Mr. Gogo! I've been hearing stories about your heroism since childhood! Prem, remember what my mom used to tell me when I refused to go to sleep?

  Crime Master Gogo : What was that your mom used to tell you?

  Amar Manohar : She used to say, "Son Amar Son Amar... Go to sleep! ELSE..."

  Crime Master Gogo : ...else?

  Amar Manohar : e... else The great Gogo will come!"

• Amar Manohar : Listen Listen people of this world! Teja is the greatest of all the pearls!

• Amar Manohar : Listen Listen people of this world! Mr. Gogo is the greatest of all the pearls!

• Prem : [to Raveena Tandon and Karishma Kapoor after Paresh Rawal as Teja returns home]  You guys too listen up one thing straight, if you're coming with us, you'll have to forget Uncle and his wealth alright.

  Karisma : [Replying to Salman Khan]  We accept that wholeheartedly Prem, problem is Papa isn't the same as he used to be. He's been behaving bizarre.

  Raveena : Can you imagine Uncle's been using abusive language extensively.

  Amar Manohar : [Taking it casually]  Common it happens, he was in between thugs and crooks for this while. Forget about him, he ain't gonna bring himself back.

  Prem : [laughing]  You mean Hitler's a total wreck !

  Amar Manohar : Yeap he's a wreck

  [laughs] 

  Amar Manohar : .

  Raveena : You think this is some joke ? Uncle's been upto things he despised even the slightest.

  Karisma : Exactly, he hated the very thought of alcohol and yesterday he consumed an entire bottle in a sip.

  Raveena : Worse, he ripped apart the entire house as if some cops are searching for clues.

  Karisma : Yeah, the entire house is in a mess right now.

  Amar Manohar : [Suspicious]  The entire house ?

  Prem : [Echoing Aamir Khan's doubts]  In a mess ?

• Amar Manohar : [Talking to himself in the mirror]  Ohh it's you. I gotta admit you're great. I always knew there was something about you but so much ! Amar salutes you.

  Murli Manohar : [Quietly observing and asking in a deadpan tone]  What the hell is going on here ?

  Amar Manohar : [Mistaking Deven Verma to be one of his assistants]  OUT. Didn't I tell you I shouldn't be disturbed.

  Murli Manohar : [In a furious tone]  You idiot !

  Amar Manohar : [Suddenly turning to Deven Verma]  Father, it's you ! I was awaiting your very arrival. Father, you're a genius, you're a saint, you're all mighty and powerful. In fact, today I've realised you're not even a man.

  Murli Manohar : [Irked]  What ?

  Amar Manohar : Coz you're a superman.

  Murli Manohar : [In a delighted voice]  Ohh Lord, you've finally listened to my plea.

  Amar Manohar : He fulfilled it 26 years ago. I want to touch your feet.

  Murli Manohar : But son, what exactly did you find in a person like me ?

  Amar Manohar : That's where your humility lies Father that you yourself are oblivious of the reason of your greatness. You're great coz you're none other than Amar's father. Today, I know you. Tomorrow, every kid across every neighborhood would say upon seeing you, look there goes Amar's Father.

  Murli Manohar : [In a sarcastic, depressed tone]  Even the cops would say, look there goes Amar's Father.

  Amar Manohar : Father, why's it you get disappointed whenever I get delighted ?

  Murli Manohar : [In a continued depressed tone]  What should I do if not be disappointed ? Whenever you've become happy, I've run into ruin. You recall, the first time you got happy when I gifted you a cycle. You rode that cycle on your grandfather's feet and till his demise, people called him Langde Babu. The other time you got happy when I gifted you with a rocket on Diwali, you launched that rocket onto Guptaji's shop, even till date I am repaying for the damages cutting people's hair. The other time you got happy when the lace of your maternal Aunt's dress got struck...

  Amar Manohar : [Interrupting Deven Verma]  Father, forget about the past. Now I am gonna do for which I've taken birth.

  Murli Manohar : [Extremely worried]  What the hell are you gonna do ?

  Amar Manohar : Father, imagine, what if in place this 50 cent worth smoke, you had a 50 rupees worth cigar

  [a cigar appears in Deven Verma's hand] 

  Amar Manohar : , in place of this cap, you had a hat

  [a hat appears on Deven Verma's head] 

  Amar Manohar : , an awesome business suit

  [Deven Verma gets covered in a 3 piece suit] 

  Amar Manohar : and imported boots

  [scene shifts to Aamir Khan and Deven Verma dancing imagining they are wealthy] 

  Amar Manohar : . So Daddy, how do you feel ?

  Murli Manohar : It's great, fine. But where would we get this, How ?

  Amar Manohar : Wow. Daddy, I am soon marrying a wealthy heiress. And we'll be millionaires. I'll open several such beauty saloons just for you.

  Murli Manohar : Really ? So why don't you get married as quickly as possible ?

  Amar Manohar : Daddy, for that you'll have to sell off this rubbish saloon of yours.

  Murli Manohar : Aha.

  Amar Manohar : And give me only 25000 bucks.

  Murli Manohar : [Furiously returning to reality]  25000 ? I ain't giving you a penny. Get the hell out of my sight.

  [Throws Aamir Khan out of his store] 

• Prem : Amar... lets go back home.

  Amar Manohar : W... Why? Are you scared?

  Prem : No... n... not scared... I just need to pee!