Ryan Gaerity: I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy.
James 'Jimmy' Dove: Rule number one when you're disarming Betty: You don't step on 'em.
Max O'Bannon: Two mustards, please. I like mine spicy!
Kate Dove: [helping Lizzie turn on the stove] Which hand do you pledge allegiance with?
Anthony Franklin: I gotta tell them the truth. I gotta tell them how I tracked the terrorist, I disarmed the bomb, and I saved the day. And I'm a hero, and everybody loves a hero!
Max O'Bannon: [Looking at the food at a wake] Would you look at this spread now! Why is it that a man always gets thrown his best party when he dies?
Anthony Franklin: [to Jimmy] Don't you ever get tired of bein' a hero?
James 'Jimmy' Dove: [to Franklin] You ain't brave, asshole. You're dumb!