William Porter: We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza.
Eli Porter: Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you. Not even for this.
Eli Porter: Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen.
Eli Porter: You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why.
Eli Porter: Howdy.
T-Loc: Don't give me that goddamn Gomer Pyle, Howdy Doody bullshit, alright? I'm here to get Dee.
Eli: Can't spare him.
T-Loc: What you gonna do? Preach me to death?
[Eli shoves him and runs]
T-Loc: Hey, come back here you little shit! I'm gonna kick your little ass, doo-dah. Doo-dah.
Malcolm: Shit! Man, where's the fucking scarecrow?
[a crow perches on a scarecrow]
Malcolm: You're fired.
Joshua's Abusive Father: Joshua? Joshua? Boy, you're gonna make this some sad night.
Charles: This is just the beginning, Hans. Soon we'll be shipping all over the world.