Clerks (1994)

Ed Hapstak: Sanford, Angry Mourner

Quotes 

• Sanford : Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade, alright?

  Dante Hicks : If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's gonna grab one.

  Sanford : So?

  Dante Hicks : So, who's gonna pay for these Gatorades?

  Sanford : What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?

  Dante Hicks : Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks.

  Sanford : Responsibility? What responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey!

  Randal Graves : He's blunt, but he's got a point.

  Dante Hicks : Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?

  Sanford : No, all I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

  Randal Graves : He's right, as if we're suddenly gonna have a run on Gatorade.

  Sanford : Fuckin' A!

  Dante Hicks : All right! Jesus! You fuckers are pushy!

• Sanford : Hey, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major.

  Randal Graves : Design major.

  Dante Hicks : Can we not talk about this?

  Sanford : Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker!