Jefferson Mappin: Big Al
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Quotes
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Big Al : Mr. O'Shea... Mr. O'Shea...
Tommy O'Shea : [Pulling Al by his necktie] That's my name.
Big Al : Mr. O'Shea is this...
Tommy O'Shea : You're repeating yourself.
Big Al : Is this necessary?
Tommy O'Shea : You're boring the shit out of me. You know what your problem is? *You know what your problem is?*
Big Al : [choking] What?
Tommy O'Shea : You and your boss think you don't have to service your partners anymore. Let me tell you something, I'm partnered up with over 35 companies, all of them are very responsive and very helpful. With the exception of this company, because this company is too fat. And you, *you're too fat!*
[Tommy pushes Al onto a table where he is restrained by Sal and Chuck]
Tommy O'Shea : Look at you, you look like a beached whale.
Big Al : Mr. O'Shea...
Sal Paconi : Al, Al, I tried to warn you didn't I, you wouldn't listen.
[Tommy picks up a nearby saw and turns it on, upon seeing the saw, Al begins struggling]
Tommy O'Shea : Look what we have here!
[Tommy moves the saw closer to Al's stomach, but he suddenly turns it off]
Tommy O'Shea : Just acting, just acting Albert, relax.
Tommy O'Shea : [lifting up Al's shirt] Oh seriousness, my god!
Sal Paconi : That's gross.
Tommy O'Shea : Big tub of guts. I think you oughta have Dr. O'Shea's one second weight loss.
[O'Shea turns the saw back on as Al begins struggling again, but Sal quickly restrains him. Chuck takes out a gun and points it at Al's head]
Big Al : No! No!
Chuck Paconi : Don't move fat man!
[Reg notices what is happening, and walks over to the scene]
Sal Paconi : I think Al's got the message here don't you Al? Huh? Don't you? Well don't you?
[Tommy cuts into the side of Al's stomach with the saw, Al screams loudly as he rolls over a little. Tommy turns off the saw as he, Sal, and Chuck back away to avoid the blood]
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Big Al : [Big Al is wired, and trying to implicate Sal and Chuck] What about the laundry shipmemt coming in this afternoon?
Sal Paconi : Laundry?... Oh, you mean the clothes for the homeless shelter.
Big Al : [Confused] What?
Chuck Paconi : You know homeless people... People without homes.
Big Al : [Still confused] huh?
Sal Paconi : You forgot Albert?... You don't care about people less fortunate than yourself?... That's disgusting. I'm striking you from my Christmas list.
