Dia Gregory: I'm not going into any clinic!

Chris Gregory: The only monster in this house comes in a bottle!

Chris Gregory: Tell me - what did I ever do to get mixed up in your lousy karma?

Dorothy Goodman: [giving a massage]

Dorothy Goodman: I'm very good at this - I used to be a misogynist.

Asmodeus: You must cringe before me

Asmodeus: You have done well - you will now join me.

Asmodeus: Feel me - enjoy me - love me always.

Alexander Harris: I sense an omnipresence in this house.

Alexander Harris: Avoid all vice and passion - it preys on human frailty