Lisa: What is it that you want Jade?

Jade Li: To win the Academy Award.

Lisa: And I get invited to the ceremony?

Jade Li: Of course. You know, I'd get nominated for a really dramatic part. Something really hard and real. I don't know, something that I had to, like, gain weight for. Something.

Pearl Li: They're are these two peanuts walking down the street, and one of them gets a-salted.

Jade Li: Ouch.

Pearl Li: Do you get it?

Jade Li: Double Happiness is when you make yourself happy and everyone else happy too.

Jade Li: I look like Connie Chung.