David Bower credited as playing...
David - Wedding One
- Charles: [In the church vestry, right before he is supposed to marry Henrietta, talking in sign language to David] I just saw Carrie. She' s separated. And it suddenly reminded me...
- David: O Jesus. Charlie. it's your wedding day.
- Charles: I know. What's your advice?
- David: 3 choices. Go ahead with it.
- Charles: Yes.
- David: Go outside and say, "Folks. Bad news. It's all off"
- Charles: Not tempting.
- David: And... I can't think of a third.
- Charles: Damn.
- David: [Charles and Henrietta are in front of the alter and the vicar is about to marry them; David communicates in sign language] I thought of a third option.
- Charles: What?
- David: Will you translate?
- Charles: Translate what?
- Vicar - Wedding Four: What's going on?
- Charles: He's asking me if I'll translate what he's saying.
- Vicar - Wedding Four: Oh excellent. What is he saying?
- Charles: He says "I suspect the groom is having doubts. I suspect the groom would like to delay. I suspect the groom really loves someone else. That's the truth, isn't it Charlie?"
- David: Because. Charlie, this is for the rest of your life. In the end, if you marry at all, you've got to marry the person you totally love.
- David: And by the way, your flies are undone.
- Vicar - Wedding Four: What's he saying?
- Charles: He says, he suspects that the groom loves someone else.
- Vicar - Wedding Four: And do you? Do you love someone else? Do you Charles?
- Charles: I do.
- [Henrietta knocks him out.]