Ted: Being scared is part of the job.

Ted: If you wanna sail big ships, you gotta go where the water's deep.

Mickey: Love me, please, love me!

Mickey: He lied to me! Jeff promised that he'd always be with me!

Mickey: Let me tell you one thing, mister. I am one fine stripper, real kinky. You know what I mean? You betcha!

Mickey: No more G-strings. No more smoky rooms, and potheads, and hookers, and those old terrible men, and the tassels.