The Jerky Boys (1995)

Alan Arkin: Ernie Lazarro

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• Ernie Lazarro : He insulted me, called me names? Like what?

  Tony Scarboni : Fruity ass.

  Ernie Lazarro : A what?

  Tony Scarboni : A fruity ass.

  Ernie Lazarro : What the hell is a fruity ass?

• Johnny : That guy Tomy Zamboni.

  Ernie Lazarro : It's Scarboni.

  Johnny : Zamboni, Scarboni, Pepperoni, whatever the fuck you call that little jerk, he's an okay guy, you can tell him I said so.

• Tony Scarboni : Frank Rizzo. Said he knew you.

  Ernie Lazarro : Frank Rizzo? I don't know any Frank Rizzo.

  Tony Scarboni : He said he knew you from the old days, through Mario.

  Ernie Lazarro : Mario? Which Mario? There's 400 Marios!