The Little Rascals (1994)
Kevin Jamal Woods: Stymie
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Quotes
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Stymie : You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
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Stymie : Wood doesn't grow on trees!
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Mr. Welling : [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...
[looks up and pauses]
Mr. Welling : number?
George "Spanky" McFarland : Uh, seven.
Mr. Welling : [uncertain] Seven?... seven?
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin : [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Eight?
Mr. Welling : [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.
Mr. Welling : [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]
Mr. Welling : If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.
Stymie : If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!
Mr. Welling : [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!
George "Spanky" McFarland : You can't treat people like this, Mister!
Mr. Welling : You're not people, you're kids.
[as Spanky and Stymie leave, two actual Amish men are walking in]
Stymie : [to the two Amish men] Good luck!
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Stymie : You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa : No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Good.
Alfalfa : I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
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George "Spanky" McFarland : Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
Stymie : We have buy some lumber.
Lumberyard Clerk : What kind?
Stymie : Wood!
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Stymie : I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
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[about Spanky and Alfalfa's friendship]
Stymie : You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
