A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)

Keenen Ivory Wayans: Shame

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• Shame : Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!

  Peaches Jordan : Are you makin' fun of me?

  Shame : Hell, yeah!

• Bernard : Yoo-hoo Wayman.

  Wayman : Hey Bernard.

  Shame : Excuse me, who's this?

  Wayman : This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?

  Shame : "The Bernard"?

  Bernard : Yes it's me.

  Shame : Homewrecker. He's with me.

  Wayman : Shame. I can't believe you just.

  Shame : You are my stuff and you know it girl.

  Bernard : Stuff?

  Wayman : Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.

  Shame : Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.

  Bernard : You slept with him? You slut!

  Shame : Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.

  Bernard : Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.

  Wayman : Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.

  Bernard : Shame why did you do that?

  Shame : If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.

• Peaches Jordan : This is Fremi.

  Shame : "Frem-may".

  Peaches Jordan : This is "Frem-me", with an "I", not an "E".

• Shame : Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.

• Shame : I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in "The Crying Game"!

• Bernard : [after Shame lies about him and Wayman]  He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.

  Shame : Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!

  Bernard : You *slept* with him? You *slut*!

  [slaps Wayman senseless] 

  Wayman : Bernard?

  Shame : Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!

  Bernard : Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!

  Wayman : Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.

  Bernard : [simultaneously]  Don't sorry me, Wayman!

• Shame : Luis says that the white man can kiss his butt!

  [to Luis] 

  Shame : Tell 'em you're friends with Al Sharpton.

  [Rides off] 

  Shame : Black Power! Black Power!

• Peaches Jordan : You remember when we first met.

  Shame : Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear.

  Peaches Jordan : Well, whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldn't work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown?

  Shame : You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?

• Shame : [to Chun Yung Fat]  You. Nice and slow, toss those over to me.

  [Chun Yung Fat throws the bag of diamonds between Shame and the Mob Boss' Bodyguard] 

  Shame : [to the bodyguard]  Now, if I bend down to pick those up, are you gonna try to kill me?

  Shame : [He doesn't reply, so Shame takes off the bodyguard's sunglasses]  Come on... be honest.

  Mob Boss' Bodyguard : Fucking-a right. I'm gonna kill your ass!

  [Shame kicks him in the balls] 

  Mob Boss : [to the bodyguard]  You stupid fuck!

  Shame : Say hi to Arnold!

  [Knocks the bodyguard out]