Major Payne (1995)
Orlando Brown: Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne
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Quotes
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Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : [referring to all the other cadets, save Dotson] They won't let me go on a "Black Op," because I'm too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you're little.
Major Payne : Aw, phooey! Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? Little Red Riding Hood! The Three Little Pigs! Spike Lee! The Little Rascals! How about the Little Engine That Could!
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Major Payne : Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : [nods head]
Major Payne : Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off!
[swings machete in front of Tiger's face]
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Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : Major Payne wiped out the enemy with extreme prejudice!
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Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : I have to go to the bathroom!
Major Payne : You hold it, turd!
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : I can't!
Major Payne : I said hold it, or I'll break that off and kick it around on the ground!
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : [Later] Major Payne!
Major Payne : What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn : I did something bad.
[Shows that he wet himself]
Major Payne : You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies boy, and be back here pronto! Stop that cryin'! You'll get no pity from me. You think tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet and stickin' it in your little tiny heart?
