Linda McClelland
Shelby Carlisle
Chris McClelland
Munchie (voice)
Kronas
Coach Elkins
Professor Graves
Jennifer
Mr. Poyndexter
Bret
Todd Hapner (as Jay Richardson)
Sherman
Shelby Carlisle Jr.
Umpire
Chauffeur
Denise
Carla
Newscaster
Marilyn Monroe
Elvis Presley
Cleopatra
Gage Dobson
1st Policeman
2nd Policeman
Mother
Chased Woman
Band member (as Mr. Moderation)
Band member
Band member (as Carlo Cirino)
Band member (as 'The' Don Peterson)