Anna Nicole Smith: Tanya
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Tanya Peters : [46:02] You're all man. I like that in my men.
Frank Drebin : You're coming on to me big time, sister. You're preying on me like a kitten with a fresh mouse. And we got a problem.
Tanya Peters : You're Jewish?
Frank Drebin : No. You're Rocko's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch."
Tanya Peters : I could have two lovers.
Frank Drebin : Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
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Tanya Peters : What are you doing?
Frank Drebin : Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Tanya Peters : Your bishop's exposed.
Frank Drebin : It's these pants.
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[Jane catches Frank kissing Tanya]
Jane Spencer : How could you!
Tanya Peters : Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.
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Tanya Peters : Hey, who's the stud?
Rocco Dillon : Oh, I'd like you to meet the newest member of our gang. Slasher McGurke, meet Tanya Peters.
Tanya Peters : Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?
Muriel Dillon : [putting her gun in his face] I smelled cop on him the minute I saw him.
Frank Drebin : I get that all the time. The underwear ads, played everywhere.
Muriel Dillon : Are you saying you're not a cop?
Frank Drebin : Well... yeah!
Rocco Dillon : Well, that's good enough for me.
Tanya Peters : Me, too.
Muriel Dillon : I'm fine.
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Frank Drebin : I knew I'd bump into you around here somewhere. I want answers, cherry cakes.
Tanya Peters : I love you.
Frank Drebin : Wrong answer. I've dropped out of the sap of the month club a long time ago. Now, listen to me, angel drawers, you've got one last chance. And I don't mean one of those Major League Baseball, Steve Howe kind of last chances. Now, where is Jane?
Tanya Peters : I swear I don't know.
Frank Drebin : All right, then, where's the bomb?
Tanya Peters : It's in the Best Picture envelope. Oh, Mr. Drebin, I wanna go straight. I'm tired of the lies. Oh, kiss me. Please kiss me. I've never kissed lips so innocent, so pure.
[she kisses him; as he sits down, she pulls the straps of her dress down and his eyes widen as he sees she has a penis; breaking the fourth wall and looking at the audience, he gags and runs out of the room]
Security Guard : [elsewhere, talking to Ed and Nordberg] He looked a little like Phil Donahue; white hair...
[Frank runs past]
Security Guard : That's the guy!
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Frank Drebin : [seeing Tanya in just a one-piece bathing suit] That bathing suit was never happier. I had only a second to admire the view. I had to watch out; if she made me as a cop, I'd be tonight's meat loaf.
Tanya Peters : Come here, sexy.
Frank Drebin : You're all woman. I could tell just by looking at you.
Rocco Dillon : Hey! She's referring to me.
Frank Drebin : [covering] Uh... I was talking about your mother.
