North (1994)

Jason Alexander: North's Dad

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Quotes 

• North's Father : I saw some blood in my stool this morning.

• North's Dad : If you wanna know how to build a rocket to fly a man into outer space, don't come to me. If you need somebody to perform a delicate brain operation, I'm not your man. However, if you have any questions whatsoever on the quality of a good pair of pants, look no further!

• [North's parents are waiting for him at his secret spot in the department store] 

  North's Dad : Alright, you wait here. I'm gonna go look for him.

  North's Mom : Good idea!

  Judge Buckle : Bad idea! Let me remind you that the ruling stipulates that North is supposed to be in the arms of both parents. That's two parents and four arms.