The Paper (1994)

Spalding Gray: Paul Bladden

Quotes 

• Henry : I realize this doesn't exactly get us off on the right foot.

  Paul Bladden, New York Sentinel : The right foot, are you out of your mind? The offer is rescinded. How stupid do you think we are? What do you think I get when I put two and two together? Three? Three and a half?

  Henry : Look, I'm trying to be reasonable here, and just let me...

  Paul Bladden, New York Sentinel : Why don't you just take my wallet as well?

  Henry : Let me talk. Let me say something, wait a m...

  Paul Bladden, New York Sentinel : Well, I hope you're satisfied, asshole! You just blew your chance to cover the world!

  Henry : Really? Well guess fucking what? I don't really fucking care. You wanna know fucking why? Because I don't fucking live in the fucking world! I live in fucking New York City! So go fuck yourself!

  [Henry slams down telephone back on the receiver] 

  Janet, Henry's Secretary : You handled that well.

  Henry : Thank you.

• Paul Bladden, New York Sentinel : The Sedona item. you stole it right off my desk!

  Henry : Uh...

  Paul Bladden, New York Sentinel : Uh, uh, uh, my ass!