The Santa Clause (1994)

Judge Reinhold: Neal

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• Dr. Neil Miller : [in a light-hearted psychiatry tone]  Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did before you went to bed Christmas Eve?

  Scott Calvin : [sarcastically]  We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...

  [honestly] 

  Scott Calvin : I read him a book!

  Dr. Neil Miller : What book?

  Scott Calvin : [sarcastically]  Uh, "Hollywood Wives".

  [Laura puts her face in her hand] 

  Scott Calvin : [honestly]  "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!

• Neil : What about Santa's reindeer? Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?

  Charlie : Yes.

  Neil : Well, I haven't.

  Charlie : Have you ever seen a million dollars?

  Neil : No.

  Charlie : Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

• Dr. Neil Miller : Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

  Charlie : That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.

  Dr. Neil Miller : You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.

  Charlie : Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.

• Charlie : [to his father, Scott]  What do you mean you don't know? Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that? Think about those kids!

  Scott Calvin : The only kid I'm thinking about is you.

  Charlie : Dad, I'm fine. You can't let *them* down. They all believe in you.

  Dr. Neil Miller : Charlie, listen...

  Charlie : YOU listen! You think you know what he is? You *DON'T*!

  Laura : Charlie - honey, listen. You're confused.

  Charlie : I know *exactly* who he is.

  Dr. Neil Miller : [firmly]  Charlie... He is NOT Santa!

  Charlie : [whining; desperate]  HE IS TOO SANTA! We went to the North Pole together. I saw it! The elves are real old even though they look like me. Bernard called me sport, 'cause he knew everything.

  [turns to Scott] 

  Charlie : Right, Dad?

  [Scott looks unsure] 

  Charlie : [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him]  REMEMBER!

• Dr. Neil Miller : May I speak. I'm a doctor.

  Scott Calvin : No he's not. He's a psychiatrist.