The Santa Clause (1994)

Melissa King: Sarah the Little Girl, P

Quotes 

• Sarah the Little Girl : You're fatter this year.

  Santa : Thank you. You've grown, too. Now go back to sleep.

  [Drinks the milk and gags a little, Sarah looks at him] 

  Santa : I think the milk's a little sour.

  Sarah the Little Girl : It's soy milk.

  Santa : Huh?

  Sarah the Little Girl : You said you were lactose intolerant.

  Santa : I did say that, didn't I? Thank you for remembering.

• Sarah the Little Girl : Santa?

  Scott Calvin : Scott Calvin.

  Sarah the Little Girl : How come your clothes are so baggy?

  Scott Calvin : Because Santa is... watching his saturated fats.

  [curtsies in his Santa suit, then gestures obesity] 

  Sarah the Little Girl : How come you don't have a beard?

  Scott Calvin : Because I shaved!

  [instantly reveals an unwrapped Raggedy Ann doll for her from his bag] 

  Scott Calvin : You want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.

• [assuming that he's Santa, sees Scott take celery off a plate left out for him, but neglects the milk right by it] 

  Sarah the Little Girl : You're s'posed to drink the milk.

  Scott Calvin : Look, I am lactose intolerant! And I'm just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney.

  [bites on his celery stick, and under his breath, mocks Sarah] 

  Scott Calvin : You're s'posed to drink the milk!

  [she opens her eyes after hearing what he said] 

  Scott Calvin : Shut your eyes!

  [she does]