Antonio Motel
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Jo Dee Fostar
Lily Wine
Jane Wine
Det. Martin Balsam
Insp. Pete Putrid
The Ranger
Old Secretary
Olaf
Sergeant
Mr. Laurel
Mrs. Motel - The Mother
Ranger's Wife
Motorcycle Cop (as Rosey Brown)
Police Chief
Cross-Dressing Agent
Agent #1
Agent #2
Ex-President George Bush
President Bill Clinton
Dwarf Guard
Dying Man
Trenchcoat Man / Gimp
Guard
Mummy
Push-Up Lady
Video Cameraman
Luciano Pavarotti (as Kenneth Davitian)
Checkout Guard
Malicious Mel - the Checkout Maniac
First Lady Hillary Clinton
FBI Agent
Policeman #1
Policeman #2
Phillip Morris
Gas Station Attendant
Interrogating Officer
Trick
Michael Jackson
Drunk
Misery Woman
Housedress Woman
Beautiful Woman
Agent (as Jeff Weston)
Rape Culturist #1
Rape Culturist #2
Agent Prostitute #1
Agent Prostitute #2
Forensics Expert
Nurse
Maitre D'
Bellboy
Ambulance Driver
Checkout Guest (uncredited)
Agent (uncredited)
Sharon Bone (uncredited)
Fat Woman (uncredited)