Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
[indicates her bonds]
Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Colonel Guile: Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideas like peace, freedom and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!
Bison: You still refuse to ACCEPT my God-hood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to Him. For I beheld Satan as he fell FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!
Zangief: Quick, change the channel!
Dee Jay: That's great news general, congratulations!
Bison: On the contrary, I mourn.
Dee Jay: Okay.
Bison: I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield, one gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah.
Bison: The road not taken. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of many - they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...
Zangief: That vas beautiful.
Chun-Li: [reporting on GNT World News] Colonel Guile? Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, Chung-Li Zang, GNT News. May we speak to you, please?
Colonel Guile: No.
Chun-Li: But don't you want to speak to the world audience?
Colonel Guile: No, but I do want to talk to someone.
[takes Chung-Li's microphone]
Colonel Guile: That bastard Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this!
[flips Bison off]
Bison: This is General Bison. Our defenses are locked onto you. Identify yourself!
Colonel Guile: This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue, and it's mine.
Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive?
Bison: Of course! His "death" was designed to igratiate his spies with you!
[covers one eye]
Bison: I guess you didn't *see* that, did you? Tch. This time, Colonel, you die for real.
Bison: All I want to do is rule the world, is that so much to ask?
Dr. Dhalsim: If good men do nothing, that is evil enough.
Ken: [to Chung-Li after having been spit on] You're gonna dehydrate yourself.
Chun Li: I spent the past ten years working in the media world, using it to gather intelligence on you. I found partners who hated you and your friends as much as I did. But most imporantly, I studied the martial arts of three continents, so that one day, I could meet you, avenge my father...
[laughs, picks up a Newsweek]
Chun Li: ... and end your reign of terror myself.
Bison: [grabs Chung-Li, then laughs] I don't think so. You see, no one has ever seen you in combat. You always hid behind your sumo and your boxer. Why, since you entered this country, you never even threw a single punch. No, my dear. I know women... and you are harmless.
Chun Li: [smiles] That's exactly what I wanted you to think. Yah-tah!
[snaps her binds and attacks Bison furiously]
Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
Bison: Game over!
[drops a golden statue near a defeated Sagat]
Ken: Here you go, Sagat. I owe you. If I hadn't met you, I might've become you.
Colonel Guile: [to the citizens after crashing into a building with his tank] You're all under arrest.
Bison: Hiding? What do I have to fear from you? Worker ants scurrying about with their pitiful weapons, afraid of the purity, of unarmed combat!
Cammy: [to Chung-Li as she arrests her] Darling, basic black's not really you. Prison grey, perhaps?
[Chung-Li does a back-flip and runs off]
T. Hawk: Stop! Hey! Come back here! Where do you think you're going? Hey, stop! Stop! You don't have a chance!
Cammy: Stop! Stop!
T. Hawk: What a screw-up!
Colonel Guile: [appears and watches Chung-Li's escape] What a woman!
A.N. Official: [getting saluted] As you were, Colonel.
Colonel Guile: What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. You're just in time for the kickoff.
A.N. Official: I'm afraid not, Colonel. The Security Council has just voted. They've decided to negotiate.
Colonel Guile: You're joking!
A.N. Official: We think we can deal with General Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him. Request an extension of his deadline. We are prepared to pay the ransom demand.
Colonel Guile: Twenty billion dollars? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month and asking for fifty billion?
[gives him a slight shove]
Colonel Guile: One hundred billion?
A.N. Official: Colonel, have you lost your mind?
Colonel Guile: No! You've lost your balls!
A.N. Official: Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops, then consider yourself relieved of your command!
Bison: Then defeat is a possibility. Very well. We shall face it together, Dee Jay, with the stoicism of the true warrior.
[Dee Jay quietly leaves as Bison continues to stare at the screen]
Bison: [to Guile] Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?
Balrog: [Balrog and Honda are throttling Ken and Ryu with their chains] Well well, if it isn't our little buddies who double-crossed us.
[Ken tries to speak]
Balrog: What did he say?
E. Honda: Hail to M. Bison. These guys are fanatics
Ken: [Disgruntled] We're on the same side!
Balrog: I think he said he can lead us outside.
[Balrog and Honda release them]
Ken: What I said was "we're on the same side!"
Zangief: DEE JAY! Why you arent in your uniform? The enemies of peace and freedom are at our halls!
Dee Jay: Are you totally demented mon? Our boss is the enemy of freedom and peace these people have come all over the world to stop him. If you are smart you save your own ass!
Zangief: Wait! Bison is a bad guy! If you know vhy make use of him
Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin' fortune you moron!
Zangief: [stupidly] You got paid?
Chun-Li: [reporting on GNT World News] This is Chung-Li Zang with GNT News. A.N. forces are consolidating their hold on Shadaloo City today after a night of skirmishing that secured this key Southeast Asian port. But these soldiers aren't celebrating just yet. They know that defeating the ragtag city militia is one thing. Defeating the heavily-armed forces of General M. Bison is quite another. The Allied Nations forces know that they are dealing with a power-mad dictator, a dictator whose drug money has equipped his army with high-tech weaponry which some intelligence experts fear is equal to anything in the industrialized world. It's been only twenty-four hours since this dangerous and unpredictable warlord seized sixty-three Allied Nations relief workers from a village north of here. This self-styled general's ransom demands? An astonishing twenty billion dollars! Meanwhile, the location of the sixty-three hostages remains unknown. Of the fifteen Allied Nations troops assigned to guard the missing relief workers, twelve are confirmed dead and three are missing. Their whereabouts? Also unknown.
Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!
Colonel Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!
Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?
Colonel Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?
Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.
Colonel Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.
Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.
Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!
Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!
Colonel Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!
Zangief: [to Ryu and Ken] Now you look like Bison troopers! This is vhere ve train in our glorious struggle against the Allied Nations' tyranny!
Ken: [to a Bison trooper] How ya doin'?
Ryu: [to another trooper] Hey, lookin' great!
Ken: [to another trooper] Nice gun!
Ryu: [to another trooper] Hey, great uniforms!
Ken: [to another trooper] Long live Bison!
Ryu: Yep, Bison.
Zangief: I see you later, in the commissary, ah?
[salutes them and leaves]
Ken: You get a good look at that video map?
Ryu: Just got the left half.
Ken: Good. I got the right.
Bison: [to the hostages] The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!
Bison: [to the hostages] Your masters at the A.N. call me a wild beast. So be it! You do not deserve the martial dignity of a firing squad! No! You shall be killed BY a wild beast, a beast BORN of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber!
Ken: Sayonara, buddy!
Ryu: Come on! Let's go! Where are you going, man?
Ken: What are you, nuts? Ryu, Guile put a gun to our head! We did our part! The real soldiers are here, and we're gone!
Ryu: What's wrong with you, man? There's people fighting upstairs! Dying upstairs!
Ken: Yeah, and they get paid for it! We don't! Now you comin' with me or not? Maybe before this place blows up we can find something worthwhile!
Ryu: No thanks! I already found something worthwhile.
Ken: I don't understand!
Ryu: I know you don't.
Cammy: [crying as Guile appears alive] Uh, tear gas, sir... on the way out.
Bison Computer Voice: [last lines, droning voice as the computer recharges] Solar batteries recharging. Solar batteries recharging. One solar battery on line. One solar battery on line. Attempting to activate system. System activated.
[Bison's hand punches through a computer screen]
Bison Computer Voice: Good morning, General Bison. What is your menu choice for today?
[Bison opens Windows and clicks WORLD DOMINATION: REPLAY]
Colonel William F. Guile: It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine.
Colonel William F. Guile: Four years of ROTC for this shit!
Bison: What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!
Colonel William F. Guile: The only way you're leaving is over my dead body!
Bison: You will die for this insult, Sagat.
Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.
[the torturer cracks his whip several times at Honda's back and Honda doesn't make a sound. Balrog starts to laugh]
Bison's torturer: [to Balrog] You're next, yankee.
Balrog: Uh, I think I want to lie down first.
[the torturer punches Balrog in the face and leaves the room]
Balrog: And take a bath.
Balrog: [notices Honda's wounds] How do you keep from crying out?
E. Honda: I'm a sumo, brother. My body can be in one place, my mind another.
Balrog: Do me a favor. Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back a pizza.
Bison: [Blanka is held by two Bison guards. Bison rips off Blanka's dog tag] Carlos Blanka... Charlie? So you're Guile's friend. Take him to the laboratory.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmmm?
Cammy: Stealth mode compromised, sir! We're busted!
Cammy: They know we're coming.
Bison: You'll have to do better than that.
Ken: This place makes Detroit look like Disney World. The only question is who's lowlifes are gonna kill us first, Sagat's or Bison's?
Victor Sagat: The next fight! The challenger...
Ryu & Ken: [Pointing to each other] Him!
Arms Dealer: Armored Personnel Carrier. Surplus from Iraqi Army. Five speeds: Two forward, three reverse.
Colonel Guile: [after defeating Bison] Bison, you're off the air.