The Crazysitter (1994)

Brady Bluhm: Jason Van Arsdale

Quotes 

• Mr. White : Alright Jason, it's very simple. There's a piece of lint somewhere on my person. All you have to do is find it and remove it, alright?

  Bea Van Arsdale : [whispering]  Why are they making us do this?

  Edie : [whispering]  For the money. I mean, for the play money. It's a game. By the way, you did really well identifying those cleansers strictly by smell.

  Bea Van Arsdale : [whispering]  Thanks, it's fun to sniff vapors.

  Edie : [whispering]  Yeah, I'm proud of you.

  Bea Van Arsdale : [whispering]  That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me.

  Jason Van Arsdale : Now, if I were a piece of lint, where would I be?

  Mr. White : Hurry up and find it little boy. I don't like knowing there's a foreign object on me.

  [squirming] 

  Mr. White : I'm beginning to get the heebie-jeebies. Please find it soon, Jason.

  Jason Van Arsdale : I'm looking! Relax!

  Mr. White : [turns to Mrs. White]  He wants me to relax.

  Mrs. White : I heard.

  Mr. White : [grabs Jason's face by the cheeks]  Listen, mister! I'm doing this for your benefit now you shut your trap and find that lint! Oh my god, oh! I can practically feel it burning a hole through my sweater!

  Mrs. White : Oh!

  Mr. White : Look up higher, Jason! Listen to me, I just told you it was on my sweater!

  Mrs. White : Take it easy puddin', I'm right here!

  Mr. White : Look! Somewhere here on my torso, Jason! For crying out loud, find it! Ah, god, I feel like I've got a scorpion on me!

  Mrs. White : Are you alright?

  Mr. White : No, I am not, Rita! What were we thinking? I mean, lint can consist of any number of disgusting things like flea eggs and pubic hair. And now it's on me and this little pea-brain can't even find it!

  Edie : [whispering]  Get it, Jason.

  Mr. White : [shaking Jason by the shoulders]  Hurry up and find it before I'm completely disgusted!

  Mrs. White : Oh little boy can't you see my husband is in agony? Now you get it!

  Mr. White : [still shaking Jason]  Find it!

  Mrs. White : Get it!

  Edie : Get it!

  Mr. White : [still shaking Jason]  Find it!

  Edie : Get it!

  Mr. White : [still shaking Jason]  Yes, find it!

  Edie : Get it, Jason! No!

  Mrs. White : [Jason vomits all over Mr. and Mrs. White as they scream in disgust]  Tomato sauce, oh!