Father Ted (1995–1998)

Jim Norton: Bishop Len Brennan

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Quotes 

• Father Dougal : Hello Len.

  Bishop Brennan : Don't call me Len, you little prick. I'm a bishop!

  Father Dougal : Oh right. Well done.

• [Ted answers the phone] 

  Bishop Brennan : Crilly, It's me.

  Father Ted : Oh Feck!

  Bishop Brennan : What?

  Father Ted : [in French accent]  Who ees thees? Zere is no Creely 'ere.

  [Ted hangs up] 

  Father Ted : God almighty! I just said "feck" to Bishop Brennan!

  Father Dougal : Oho! He won't like that!

  Father Ted : It might be alright though. I disguised my voice so he'd think he dialled the wrong number.

  [phone rings, Ted picks it up] 

  Father Ted : Ah, Bishop Brennan. I think you must have got the wrong number when you called there.

• Bishop Brennan : Crilly, if you ever try to Bullshit me like that again, I shall break off your arms.

• Bishop Brennan : Crilly, I hate you. So all that means nothing to me.