Ryan Malloy: My mom and my dad are great. They have two kids. The End.
Mr. Floppy: Kiss my cottontail!
Ryan Malloy: And who's the one with the big ears?
Ross Malloy: Oh. I guess he's that English prince or something.
Ryan Malloy: If that chick looks like a horse, why isn't he riding her?
[screaming at the TV]
Ryan Malloy: Prince! If she looks like a horse, use her as horse!
Ross Malloy: Amen, brother.
Ryan Malloy: Honestly.
Ryan Malloy: It's great to be president! You can get all the chicks. I wonder if Clinton found that out already.
Ryan Malloy: Mild-mannered Ryan was sitting in the rain, he got struck by lightning, and now he's still the same. He's lightning boy!