27 January 2006 | forge-10
Porn teem attempting a legit movie while drunk.
I think this movie came about something like this.
Once upon a time a porn producer rented a location and some film equipment for a week in the hopes of shooting 5 typical sex movies.
After successfully completing his filming on Friday afternoon a full day ahead of schedule he throws a party for the cast and crew. Everyone gets stone drunk by 3:00 AM and someone suggests they should do another movie on Saturday. A script is written, roles are assigned and locations selected all before dawn.
Filming started at 10:00 AM when everyone was still hung over and barely awake and ended at sunset. All editing was done that same night while sharing some more alcohol and good vibes.
Big Sister 2000 is what you would expect in a movie that was made this way.
A previous reviewer mentions guards in Football pads and black hand-me-downs trying to look menacing. Look closer, they are actually women trying to look male with padding to hide the curves and straps across the implants.
Note that there is no mention of plot or characters in my review. This is consistent with the movie which also lacks both.