Phil
Shona
Robert
Ted
Steven
Matt
Ray
Brad
Sue
John
Barbara
Mandy
Josephine
Fiona
Young Phil
Young Ted (as Rowan Schlossberg)
Young Steven
Young Matt
Stephanie
Mick the Manager
Foreman
Linda
Phil's Mother
Shona's Mother
Shona's Step-Father
Shona's Boyfriend
Thug
John the Pyromaniac
Auntie Babs
Uncle Marion
Bouncer (as Huggy Lever)
Bouncer
Blonde in Nightclub
Old Lady
Nurse
Scarface
Karaoke Singer
Ray's Assistant
Brad's Band
Irish Band