- [Max has called his cousin Jodi and got the answering machine]
- Ilya Kazak: [on the machine] Hello. You have reached the number of Detective Kirkpatrick's meddling relative. Cousin Jodi cannot answer the phone right now, but if you wish to leave a message, please contact your nearest psychic.
- [scream from Jodi, gunshot]
- Ilya Kazak: Dosvedanya to you, *asshole*!
- Ilya Kazak: [after Juantorena failed to kill Kate with the home explosion] I'm getting most annoyed by your petty incompetence.
- Emilio Juantorena: Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks!
- [Kazak cocks his .45]
- Emilio Juantorena: If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass!
- Emilio Juantorena: [realizes a gun is pointed at his head] Oh, what. You're going to shoot me.
- Ilya Kazak: Yes.
- [shoots him]
- Ilya Kazak: You! You know how to use a computer as well as him.
- Zhukov: DA!
- [Kate's credit card transaction shows up on his computer]
- Stefan: She's using her credit card again. Typical Americans.
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: So, genius, have you ever pissed off the KGB?
- Max: KGB?
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: The Russian letter for Z looks like a 3. So 33 means ZZ which means Zapatnya Zabov, which means "Death to the West". They were based out of Cuba to strike Western targets. *They* being KGB Away Teams.
- [beat]
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: They were the Navy SEALS of the Spy World. Wet Works, Black Bag Jobs, Electronic Surveillance, if it was bad, these guys did it!
- Max: Fuck DID, they're DOING! And they're *right on my ass*!
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: Avoid anything that leaves electronic footprints because they WILL find it! Seriously, these people can crawl into your living room and pick your nose for you.
- [Kazak has captured Kate]
- Ilya Kazak: When I ran the KGB out of Cuba, I helped some... politically incorrect people hide billions of dollars in various Free World accounts, but I kept the account numbers. Magic numbers. Now, your client's husband, may he rest in peace, knew the secrets of banking, while I knew the secrets of phone lines. A match made in heaven. So when the time was right I could use those magic numbers and HELP MYSELF! But then you had to come along and FUCK IT UP!
- Kate McQuean: You know that they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit?
- Max Kilpatric: No. What?
- Kate McQuean: The defendant!
- [Rosa is bringing in a Caffe Romano pizza]
- Cop at door: Hey, babe! If you were Dominos, I'd get a discount.
- Rosa: If I were Dominos, you'd still be alive.
- [Shoots him]
- [Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak]
- Max Kirkpatrick: Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.
- Ilya Kazak: [sounding American] I don't know what you mean.
- Max Kirkpatrick: Dosvedanya, Asshole!
- Convenience Store Clerk: Dosve... WHAT!
- Ilya Kazak: [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole?
- Convenience Store Clerk: Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!
- [hangs up]
- Ilya Kazak: Clever BASTARD!
- [hangs up]
- Max Kirkpatrick: Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK.
- Rita: No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you!
- [after using his computer's keyboard to subdue an armed man]
- Max Kirkpatrick: So, a computer *is* good for something after all.
- [confronting Kazak on the Tortuga]
- Max Kirkpatrick: You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew...
- Ilya Kazak: [mockingly] Ssssssorry.
- Max Kirkpatrick: You really have no conscience, do you?
- Ilya Kazak: Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience.
- [to his guards]
- Ilya Kazak: Kill him!
- Ilya Kazak: When did she become a 'they'?
- Rosa: She is with the cop. And he's very good. He took out our whole goddamn team!
- Zhukov: I can't believe it. They used their cellphone. It's like painting a huge bullseye on your ass!
- [Rosa and Max are fighting on the beach. Rosa just kicked him in the groin]
- Rosa: Ahh. Did that hurt you? Poor little baby. Let Mommy kick it for you and make it *better*!
- [kicks him again]
- [after dumping a ton of mail on Max's desk]
- Rita: THIS is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to OCCUPANT. Because, Max, I AM the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas YOU are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
- Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak: He said "Dosvedanya, asshole".
- Stefan: He knows about the Russian connection.
- Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak: We better find out what else he knows. Locate that woman!
- Walter Hollenbach: Counselor, why are we confining ourselves to this very stuffy office when we could be at the beach frolicking in our bikinis?
- [lets his eyes glide over her shapely curves]
- Walter Hollenbach: Or, in your case, a thong?