Nigel Nado
James X
Sol Kaplan
Horst Heinkel (as William Tate)
Angela Wadsworth
Carl 'Safety First' Huggins
Edwin 'Specs' Morehouse
Holton Jeffers
Lucas Lonzo - Sonny (as James Grimes)
Selena Randall - Helen #2
Bambee Star - Helen #1 / Vampire Missy Anne (as Crystal Green)
Harold Calloway - Gramps
Gini Parnum - Sissy
Cavalry Officer
Cavalry Horse
Buddy 'Slick' Watson
'Slick' Watson Jr.
J. Lyle Hadley
Billy Cochran
Father O'Doul
Bishop Quentin
Delmo Curry (as Jefferson Maxwell)
Shuleen Curry
Bonnie Klein
Ivy Lindermeier
Lorna 'Sprouts' Joth
Manny Brewster
Wally 'Buzz' Pilar
Haskell Carter
Eddie McAllister
Rabe Gernert
Stella Astro
Lloyd Krancour
Janet Feintack (as Bunnie Rivera Siler)
Dr. Lillian Williams (as Joann Johnson)
Self
Josie Walters (as Cynthia Hawkins)
Dr. Oscar Parm
Felipe Gonzalez
Bobi Sunshine
Pamela Jarrish
Cal Smudt (as Taylor Gould)
Jaqueline Romantica
Dickie the Janitor
Earl Bollins
Sophie Clarkson
Chief Face-in-the-Wind
Mrs. Fellows
Kenny 'Slappy' Lane
Anonymous Crew Member
Vampire Cowboy #1 / Extra
Vampire Cowboy #2 / Extra
Guard
Stripper
Agent
Norwegian Voiceover (voice)
Voiceover (voice)
Crazy Actress
Crazy Actress (as Dianna Ferrna)
Susan
Crazy Actress (as Thomas Lauderdale)